Pro Wrestler Joey Ryan Goes Viral With Glorious Crotch Slam (VIDEO)
Okay, so maybe WWE isn’t the only avenue for absurdity in pro wrestling. Case in point, this clip in which Joey Ryan uses his crotch to gain the upper hand in a match against Danshoku Dino.
The contest took place as part of an event held by DDT Pro Wrestling, as Danshoku Dino grabs Joey Ryan in the crotch, only for Ryan’s tremendous crotch to win out in a test of strength. Ultimately, Ryan puts all his energy into his crotch, and ends up slamming Dino. It’s exactly as absurd as it sounds, and it’s one of those clips that essentially tells people that pro wrestling is exactly what they think it is. And yet, it’s so gloriously absurd that it’s hard not to smile, at least a little bit. You can watch the full video below: