Nickelback Wanted By Police For ‘Impersonating Musicians’ + ‘Crimes Against Music’

Things you probably didn’t know: Nickelback is touring in Australia right now and the police are none too happy about it, even issuing a BOLO for the band members.

Queensland police are warning citizens (via a Wanted Poster on their Facebook page) that the band is “believed to be impersonating musicians.”

Nickelback Wanted By Police

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Also: listening to Nickelback is “hazardous to your hearing.”

The police hilariously used the hashtag #LookAtThisGraph to promote their post, referencing the parody video of the band’s song “Photograph.”

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