‘Game of Thrones’ Author George R. R. Martin is the Worst Wedding Planner – VIDEO

Is everyone still reeling from Sunday’s latest Game of Thrones wedding? Slash celebrating?

If the answer is yes, you should probably know by now that Thrones author George R. R. Martin (who wrote both the red and the purple weddings in A Storm of Swords, AKA Four Weddings and Eight Million Funerals) is the worst wedding planner. Of all time.

That’s right Kanye, OF ALL TIME.

This parody video from College Humor imagines what would happen if GRRM went into the wedding planning business.

No worries guys, he’ll give you a wedding you won’t soon forget! Insert maniacal laughter here.

Unless of course you don’t want your band to secretly be assassins or your food to be full of poison. Then you’re SOL.

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