Watch the First ‘Fifty Shades Darker’ Teaser Trailer (VIDEO)

Inexplicably, the teaser trailer for the second director-less Fifty Shades film, Fifty Shades Darker has arrived.

How? Why? What have we as a species done to deserve this?

The teaser itself is a reference to the book cover and will be released on the Fifty Shades of Grey DVD.

Not excited enough? The head of Universal also teased that the film would be “more of a thriller,” whatever that even means.

Fifty Shades Darker will be released in theatres two years from now in February 2017 with Fifty Shades Freed following a year later in 2018.

Are you shivering in anticipation? How about fear? It’s fear, isn’t it?

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