The Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! It started in Miami last Tuesday when a naked Rudy Eugene ate the face of Ronald Poppo on the MacArthur Causeway. Then over the past few days, the zombies have started showing up further north. In Maryland, Alexander Kinyua ate the heart and brain of Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie. In New Jersey, Wayne Carter cut out his intestines and threw them at the police. And in Staten Island, Thomas Tomasello chewed on the ear of Nicholas Cacace.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. The zombies are here!!! PANIC!
Here’s the video of the zombie attack in Miami:
Zombie Apocalypse 2012
Naked Man Eats Face in Miami Causeway Video
Zombie Preparedness (CDC) – Official U.S. Government emergency preparedness and response
New video shows more grisly details of face-eating attack in Miami (Miami Herald)
Maryland man charged with killing, eating man’s brain, heart (Baltimore Sun)
NJ Man Throws Own Intestines at Cops (KSEE NEWS)
Staten Island man bites other man’s ear in ugly fight sparked by dispute over television (NY Daily News)