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What’s On TV Tonight? – ‘Penny Dreadful’ Premiere, ‘Secrets and Lies’ Finale on Sunday

Penny Dreadful returns for Season 2! But what else is on TV tonight? Here are the TV listings for Sunday 05/03/2015:

7:00 PM ET

America’s Funniest Home Videos – A little girl is questioned about who was messing with her mother’s makeup; fat cats montage; a girl reacts to learning she’s going to have a new sister; a goose chases a woman in a parking lot. (ABC)

60 Minutes – How Arab and Israeli children are impacted by an age-old war; philanthropist David Rubenstein’s efforts to preserve American historical artifacts; Bob Simon’s report on the Scottish Island of Islay, where premium single malt Scotch whiskies are made. (CBS)

7:30 PM ET

Bob’s Burgers (“Eat, Spray, Linda”) – When Bob sends Linda out of the house to give him more time to work on her birthday surprise, she goes missing. (FOX)

8:00 PM ET

Once Upon a Time (“Mother”) – Emma returns to Storybrooke to reunite Lily and Maleficent; Regina and Robin deal with the consequences of Zelena’s pregnancy; Gold’s failing health forces Isaac to look for a new ally; in a flashback, Cora tries to get Regina’s forgiveness. (ABC)

The Simpsons (“Let’s Go Fly a Coot”) – Grampa shares stories about his time in the Air Force; Bart starts smoking in an effort to impress Millhouse’s cousin. (FOX)

Call the Midwife – A young diabetic girl faces heartbreak when she becomes pregnant. (PBS)

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (“Reunion Part Two”) – The women discuss the group’s new dynamic; Kandi and Phaedra address the cracks in their relationship; Cynthia is accused of stirring the pot; the men join the women to express their views on the season’s hot-button issues. (Bravo)

Madam Secretary [SEASON FINALE] (“There but for the Grace of God”) – Elizabeth confronts a former friend — and remembers an important job offer from the past; Stevie and the president’s son start a relationship. (CBS)

Guy’s Grocery Games (“Flavortown Throwdown”) – The four chefs are tasked with creating a hearty lunch with a 5-pound weight restriction; the chefs must make a dinner incorporating Guy Fieri’s crazy grocery list. (Food Network)

8:30 PM ET

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (“Det. Dave Majors”) – Jake is thrilled to work with Detective Dave Majors, until he learns Majors intends to ask Amy out; Charles and Gina want Terry to turn down a job offer at a private firm. (FOX)

9:00 PM ET

Game of Thrones (“Sons of the Harpy”) – The Faith Militant grow increasingly aggressive; Jaime and Bronn head south; Ellaria and the Sand Snakes vow vengeance. (HBO)

The Good Wife (“Don’t Fail”) – A former client contacts Alicia after being charged with a murder connected to a 2009 case; Alicia remembers her early days as a lawyer as she reviews the old case. (CBS)

A.D. The Bible Continues (“The First Martyr”) – Pilate closes in on the assassin as the disciples stand trial again; Stephen pays the ultimate price after speaking out. (NBC)

Family Guy (“Fighting Irish”) – Peter claims he could beat Liam Neeson in a fight, but finds it isn’t as easy as he thought; Stewie gets jealous when Lois decides to become a class mom. (FOX)

Masterpiece Classic (“Mr. Selfridge, Season 3: Episode 6”) – Harry, Victor, Mardle and Grove fall deeper into despair; after a crash, Serge and Violette fly high. (PBS)

Keeping Up With the Kardashians (“Buggy Boo”) – The birth of a third child sends Scott spiraling, and Khloé gets Bruce to help bring Scott back down to earth; Kylie’s wish of owning a home comes true faster than she ever thought. (E!)

Nurse Jackie (“Nice Ladies”) – Akalitus doesn’t trust Jackie when she shares the news that the hospital is being sold to Norwegian developers; Carrie meets Coop’s proposal with an unexpected reaction; Jackie’s dealing takes a surprising turn. (Showtime)

Secrets and Lies [SEASON FINALE] (“The Lie”) – Ben thinks he can finally relax, until a shocking discovery changes everything; Cornell gets ready to make an arrest. (ABC)

Spring Baking Championship (“Sweet and Tart”) – In the first challenge, the remaining chefs must create a honey dessert; lemons and limes must be incorporated into a springtime citrus treat. (Food Network)

Long Island Medium [SEASON FINALE] (“Theresa Loves Moms”) – Theresa looks back at memorable mother readings; a group reading with actress Olivia Munn and her mother. (TLC)

9:30 PM ET

The Last Man on Earth [SEASON FINALE] (“Screw the Moon”) – Phil and Carol settle their differences. (FOX)

Happyish (“Starring Marc Chagall, Abuela and Adolf Hitler”) – Thom gets a lesson in corporate America involving German pornography; the Swedes push a new campaign; Lee’s mother sends Julius a package. (Showtime)

Blood, Sweat & Heels (“For Love or Family”) – Mica and Demetria go head to head in a discussion about their rocky past; Arzo and Melyssa head to San Francisco to spend time with Arzo’s traditional Afghani family; Mica visits her ailing grandmother; Geneva focuses on her career. (Food Network)

What's On TV Tonight - 'Penny Dreadful' Premiere, 'Secrets and Lies' Finale on Sunday

Credit: Showtime

10:00 PM ET

NICK’S PICK: Penny Dreadful [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Fresh Hell”) – Sir Malcolm returns to find a new evil hunting Vanessa. (Showtime)

Mad Men (“Lost Horizon”) – Don is rewarded for his work; Joan butts heads with a co-worker over an account; Roger avoids making a big decision. (AMC)

Revenge (“Plea”) – Emily needs Jack and Nolan’s help to prove her innocence; Ben takes measures to keep Emily incarcerated. (ABC)

Wolf Hall on Masterpiece – Anne hears about Henry’s interest in Jane Seymour and threatens Cromwell to make terms with her before her son is born. (PBS)

Silicon Valley (“The Lady”) – Richard butts heads with Erlich over a prospective hire; Dinesh and Gilfoyle grow suspicious that a new employee is receiving a higher salary; Big Head gets a promotion; Monica and Richard are outvoted at a board meeting. (HBO)

Salem (“The Wine Dark Sea”) – Mary and her tormentor, Countess Marburg, meet face-to-face. (WGN America)

American Odyssey (“Beat Feet”) – During her travels to a secret CIA safe house, Odelle wonders if she can trust Col. Glen; Bob and Harrison search for Randall’s last source. (NBC)

Battle Creek (“Gingerbread Man”) – Font is convinced that a fugitive wanted by the FBI is hiding in Battle Creek — even though Milt thinks the criminal has been dead for months. (CBS)

The Royals (“The Great Man Down”) – The Royal Family is put on lockdown in a safe room at the palace after an assassination attempt. (E!)

Cutthroat Kitchen (“Evilicious: 20,000 Leagues Under the Prep Table”) – Two chefs have to make fast food while carrying around a cardboard car; one chef has to prep their scallop dish underwater. (Food Network)

The Lizzie Borden Chronicles (“Cold Storage”) – Charles Siringo connects clues that could mean the end of Lizzie; Lizzie exerts her influence on a witness; Emma reveals that a man may change her relationship with her sister; a woman tempts Siringo. (Lifetime)

10:30 PM ET

Veep (“Tehran”) – President Meyer travels to Iran, where an American reporter is being detained; Dan is wooed by a lobbyist; Doyle stands in for the president at an event; Kent’s polling may cause trouble for Selina. (HBO)

11:00 PM ET

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver – News, politics and current events. (HBO)

11:30 PM ET

Fashion Queens – Fashion maven Bevy Smith and celebrity hairstylists Derek J and Miss Lawrence are an opinionated trio. In each episode of this half-hour show, the hosts cover all sorts of fashion-related topics. (Bravo)

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