What’s On TV Tonight? – ‘Archer’ Premiere, ‘Rush Hour’, ‘Shades of Blue’ Finale on Thursday

Archer returns for Season 7 opposite the series premiere of Rush Hour and the season finale of Shades of Blue! But what else is on TV tonight? Here are the TV listings for 03/31/2016:

8:00 PM ET

Grey’s Anatomy (“When It Hurts So Bad”) – Meredith regrets taking a step forward with Will; Maggie feels disconnected; Amelia considers her relationship with Owen; Catherine’s arrival shakes things up with April and Jackson. (ABC)

The Big Bang Theory (“The Solder Excursion Diversion”) – Sheldon makes a surprise revelation when Amy buys him a new laptop; Leonard and Wolowitz get sold out by Koothrappali after lying to their wives to attend a movie screening. (CBS)

American Idol [LIVE] (“Top 3 Perform”) – The top three performers are revealed. (FOX)

DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (“Left Behind”) – Ray, Sara and Kendra are stranded in the 1950s after the Waverider leaves without them; Sara goes back to the League of Assassins. (The CW)

WWE Smackdown! – The final show before Wrestlemania 32. (USA Network)

You, Me and the Apocalypse [SEASON FINALE] (“End of Days”) – The bold comedy drama reaches its earth-shattering conclusion; with the comet about to strike, the race to the bunker heats up. (NBC)

Inside the Actors Studio (“Christopher Meloni”) – Actor Christopher Meloni, starring in “Underground,” discusses his role on the gritty prison drama“Oz” as well as his long-running role as Detective Elliot Stabler on “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.” (Bravo)

8:30 PM ET

Life in Pieces [SEASON FINALE] (“Cinderella Fantasy Prom Dougie; Crytunes Divorce Tablet Ring”) – Tim refuses to take off a Cinderella dress during March Madness; Matt gets unsolicited advice for the prom; Joan and John reveal a long-hidden secret; Greg quits his job to promote his own invention; Matt’s big announcement keeps getting delayed. (CBS)

9:00 PM ET

Scandal (“The Miseducation of Susan Ross”) – After the Republican debate, Olivia finds damaging intel on an opponent and asks the Gladiators to confirm the information; David deals with consequences of his dating life, and Cyrus continues developing his political agenda. (ABC)

The 100 (“Stealing Fire”) – Clarke makes a shocking discovery, and Octavia must make a decision that could lead to devastating consequences. (The CW)

Party Down South (“Foul Weather Friend”) – Bubba surprises Tiffany with an unexpected visit, but Tiffany isn’t sure how things will go after their recent arguments; after being rejected by numerous men at the bar, Hurricane Martha threatens the shores of Savannah. (CMT)

Project Runway All Stars (“Once Upon a Runway”) – A star of Broadway’s “Finding Neverland” challenges the designers to re-imagine looks for classic fairy-tale characters. (Lifetime)

Mary Mary (“Ain’t That a Mitch!”) – Mitch’s apology to Erica may help with a larger plan; Warryn and Mitchell talk about replacing a Mary; Erica falls apart after fighting with her sisters. (WE TV)

9:30 PM ET

2 Broke Girls (“And the Pity Party Bus”) – Caroline signs away the rights to her story; Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her; Elliot and Caroline rent a party bus. (CBS)

Credit: FX

Credit: FX

10:00 PM ET

NICK’S PICK: Archer [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Figgis Agency”) – Archer breaks into a mansion to restore the honor of a Hollywood actress. (FX)

Rush Hour [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – Cultures collide and tempers flare when detectives Lee and Carter are paired to investigate the theft of Chinese artifacts. (CBS)

The Catch (“The Real Killer”) – A husband wrongly imprisoned for murdering his wife becomes Alice and her team’s client; when Ben, Margot and Reggie need cash, they look to a new target. (ABC)

Shades of Blue [SEASON FINALE] (“One Last Lie”) – After not being able to provide the FBI with Donnie and Linklater, Harlee offers a deal to Stahl to save the team; Miguel reveals his dark side when he asks Harlee to let him be a part of Christina’s life. (NBC)

Vikings (“The Profit and the Loss”) – King Ecbert’s ambitions are uncovered as he schemes to gain the crown of Mercia; the Vikings attack with considerable force; Harbard, the mysterious wanderer, is back and causes a stir amongst the women of Kattegat. (History)

The Real World: Go Big or Go Home (“Disaster Down Under”) – After a scandalous night with male strippers, Jenna disgrees with CeeJai over a regretful decision; Dione creates drama after sleeping with Kailah; an injury threatens to send one roommate home. (MTV)

Lip Sync Battle (“Lauren Cohan vs. Sonequa Martin-Green”) – Actresses Lauren Cohan and Sonequa Martin-Green face off. (Spike)

11:00 PM ET

The Graham Norton Show (“Batman Extra”) – Actor Ben Affleck, actor Henry Cavill, actress Amy Adams; the Pet Shop Boys perform. (BBC America)

E! News – Entertainment news. (E!)


Conan is joined by the stars and director of “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice,” including Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill, Amy Adams, Jesse Eisenberg, Laurence Fishburne, Gal Gadot, Holly Hunter, Diane Lane and Zack Snyder. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features Actor Taylor Lautner; entrepreneur Sean “Puffy” Combs; Weezer performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With Stephen Colbert welcomes Actress Sarah Paulson; actress Tatiana Maslany; Wynton Marsalis, Lil Buck and Jared Grimes perform. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live has Actor Neel Sethi; TWENTY88 performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Seth Meyers is joined by Music producer Pharrell Williams; actor Andrew Rannells; wildlife expert Corbin Maxey; Stanton Moore sits in with the 8G Band. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With James Corden welcomes Singer Luke Bryan; actor Sam Heughan; singer Rita Wilson; Rita Wilson performs. (12:35 AM, CBS)

Last Call With Carson Daly features Actress Maggie Siff; White Mystery performs; film director Jeff Nichols. (1:35 AM, NBC)

What, if anything, do you plan on watching on TV tonight? Sound off in the comments!

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