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What’s On TV Tonight? – 7/9/2013

Credit: NBC

Credit: NBC

8:00 PM ET

So You Think You Can Dance (“Top 18 Perform; 2 Eliminated”) – The contestants perform; dancers face elimination; guest judges Erin Andrews and Paula Abdul. (FOX)

Pretty Little Liars (“Gamma Zeta Die!”) – Spencer and Emily pursue different agendas when they visit a college campus; Aria and Mike disagree on what’s best for their parents following an attack by “A”; Hanna finds something shocking among her mother’s things. (ABC Family)

Extreme Weight Loss (“Jami”) – Chris helps Jami lose weight by measuring her own fitness accomplishments rather than just counting pounds; Jami shares a shocking secret. (ABC)

American Ninja Warrior (“Baltimore Qualifying Part 1″) – Competitors in Baltimore tackle obstacles that include the Downhill Jump, Prism Tilt, Swing Jump and Circle Cross. (G4)

Bad Girls All Star Battle (“Good Things Come to Those Who Wait”) – The four remaining girls face off in the final challenges; a surprise elimination. (Oxygen)

Giuliana & Bill (“Rancic Rewind”) – Giuliana and Bill make a home video for Duke to share the history of their family. (Style)

Hollywood Exes – Hollywood’s A-list ex-wives are sometimes left to pick up the pieces, left to chart their own course and make a name for themselves out of the limelight of their famous, former husbands. This series follows five such women who, not coincidentally, have been friends for years and now have one another’s backs more than ever before. (VH1)

8:30 PM ET

Betty White’s Off Their Rockers – Actor Ed Asner joins Betty and the pranksters; a woman asks for help checking items off her bucket list; two seniors give a jogger a martini; a man’s dentures fall into someone else’s coffee; a woman sneezes into her husband’s ashes. (NBC)

9:00 PM ET

NICK’S PICK: America’s Got Talent – Auditions continue. (NBC)

Twisted (“The Fest and the Furious”) – The residents of Green Grove clash over whether Danny should be allowed to attend the Fall Festival; Lacey asks Regina’s mother for information about the necklace in the murder investigation. (ABC Family)

Rizzoli & Isles (“But I Am a Good Girl”) – A body is discovered in the church at TJ’s christening; Jane almost abuses her power to protect Tommy; Lydia’s fiancĂ© threatens to take custody of TJ; budget cuts cause tension at the department. (TNT)

Dance Moms (“Dance Moms Chatter: Part 2″) – Abby and Melissa appear on the “Dance Moms Chatter” talk-show along with celebrity blogger Nadine Rajabi and comic Alec Mapa; cast members and comics discuss the show. (Lifetime)

The Haves and the Have Nots (“The Criminal”) – Benny is arrested and framed with a drug possession charge after borrowing a car for a date; Amanda uses feminine wiles against her professor. (OWN)

Interior Therapy With Jeff Lewis [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Fabulous Delusion”) – Jeff faces off with a demanding client who questions his design. (Bravo)

Deadliest Catch (“So You Wanna Be a Boat Owner…”) – Midway through the season the Bering sea takes its toll; a polar icepack descends onto the fishing grounds. (Discovery)

Storage Wars New York [SEASON PREMIERE] (“The Walking Bid”) – The bidders look for bargains in Trenton, N.J.; Chris and Tad discover fireworks, but their purchase soon fizzles; a larger-than-life new buyer enters the picture. (A&E)

American Ninja Warrior (“Baltimore Qualifying Part 2″) – Competitors in Baltimore tackle obstacles that include the Downhill Jump, Prism Tilt, Swing Jump and Circle Cross. (G4)

Born Schizophrenic: Jani’s Next Chapter – Parents are worried about their 4-year old son who is displaying signs of schizophrenia. (TLC)

9:30 PM ET

Storage Wars New York (“A Turtle Grows in Harlem”) – Joe P. spends a small fortune on a furniture unit in Harlem; Mike B. purchases a woman’s locker; Chris and Tad score top-grade literature. (A&E)

10:00 PM ET

Frontline (“Two American Families”) – Two working families in Milwaukee struggle to keep their homes, jobs, health insurance, and to build a future for their children. (PBS)

Shipping Wars (“High Tech Rednecks”) – Roy transports giant animatronic hillbillies and a side load of cat caskets; Jennifer moves an antique Honda. (A&E)

The Game (“I’m Not Kelly Pitts”) – Chardonnay hides her friendship with Tasha from Jason; Keira reaches out to Blue. (BET)

Property Envy [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Design Marvels”) – Concrete paradise in Beverly Hills; one-bedroom artist’s getaway in Idaho; Moroccan oasis in Palm Desert. (Bravo)

Drunk History [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Washington, D.C.”) – Woodward and Bernstein blow open the Watergate scandal; actors/brothers Edwin and John Wilkes Booth engage in a tragic feud; Elvis crashes the White House to meet Nixon. (Comedy Central)

Chopped (“Mochi Obliged”) – The first round basket contains escargot and biscuit dough; in the entree basket, the chefs find an unfamiliar produce and an unappealing pate. (Food Network)

Pretty Wicked Moms (“Pretty Wicked In-Laws”) – Emily visits her family in Mississippi and hopes to avoid a showdown between her husband and father; Miranda discovers what may be sabotaging her conception efforts. (Lifetime)

Catfish: The TV Show (“Ramon & Paola”) – Ramon’s relationship with a girl he met on Facebook is questioned after failed attempts to video chat. (MTV)

Taboo USA (“Inked, Pierced & Hooked”) – Body modifications; piercing as a concept of art; a man who embraces his animal instincts. (NatGeo)

Exit [SEASON FINALE] (“To Bean or Not to Beam”) – Four teams enter a series of trap-filled rooms, each one more difficult to escape than the last; one team is eliminated inside each room until the last room, where the final remaining team will play for a chance at $10,000. (Syfy)

My Teen Is Pregnant and So Am I (“The Facts of Life”) – Nicole makes a controversial announcement; Kim deals with her grandmother; Shaniyah gets induced. (TLC)

Perception (“Blindness”) – A series of bizarre public murders leads Pierce to realize that the killer is trying to send a message; Donnie doubts Pierce’s theory. (TNT)

10:30 PM ET

The Jeselnik Offensive [SEASON PREMIERE] – Comics Amy Schumer and Jim Norton discuss necrophilia. (Comedy Central)

Property Envy (“Holy Houses”) – Three religious-themed properties are praised and condemned. (Bravo)

11:00 PM ET

Total Blackout [SEASON FINALE] (“Celebrity Blackout”) – Music superstar Aubrey O’Day joins television host Bob Guiney and Syfy stars Erin Way and Neil Grayston to raise money for their charities. (Syfy)

Wild ‘N Out [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Kevin Hart; DJ Khaled”) – Comic Kevin Hart; DJ Khaled performs. (MTV2)

LATE NIGHT

Conan is joined by Mary-Louise Parker; Breckin Meyer; “Portugal. The Man.” (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno welcomes Comic Dane Cook; producer Nev Schulman; Matt Nathanson performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman has Actor Adam Sandler; Joseph Arthur performs. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live features Actor Kevin Bacon; actress Diane Kruger; The Bacon Brothers perform. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon welcomes Actor David Spade; TV personality Kris Jenner; Mudhoney performs; Preservation Hall Jazz Band performs with The Roots. (12:35 AM, NBC)

The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson is joined by Actor Morgan Freeman; comic Cathy Ladman. (12:35 AM, CBS)

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Klope62
Klope62 moderator

How is AGT still in Auditions? Good lord.

Noelle
Noelle

Catfishhhhhhh. And PLL and Twisted. I can't wait for Whose Line but I could weep that it's on on a Tuesday. My DVR can't handle it.