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What’s On TV Tonight? – 5/12/2013

Credit: CBS

Credit: CBS

7:00 PM ET

America’s Funniest Home Videos – A boy sneaks food while pretending to pray; a girl asks if a pregnant woman ate the baby; a girl makes animal faces and sounds; two men try to catch a spider; a tired toddler tries to stay awake. (ABC)

60 Minutes – Aid worker Jessica Buchanan talks about her kidnapping and rescue; a course teaching disabled veterans to start their own businesses; Microsoft founder Bill Gates talks about his da Vinci manuscript. (CBS)

The Cleveland Show (“Of Lice & Men; Mr. and Mrs. Brown”) – A lice outbreak at school forces Rallo to cut his hair; Donna is unhappy when Cleveland and Cookie are mistaken for a couple; Rallo steals a candy bar. (FOX)

Jerseylicious (“Season 5 Reunion Special, Part 1″) – The “Jerseylicious” cast returns to dish out additional drama from the show’s fifth season; host Jessi Cruickshank. (Style)

8:00 PM ET

NICK’S PICK: Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites [SEASON FINALE] (“Last Push”) – One castaway is faced with a heartbreaking medical emergency; a contestant wins the grand prize of $1 million. (CBS)

Once Upon A Time [SEASON FINALE] (“And Straight on ‘Til Morning”) – Storybrooke’s inhabitants brace themselves as Greg and Tamara activate the trigger within the curse; Mr. Gold mourns; Hook rescues Bae, who is being pursued by the Lost Boys. (ABC)

The Simpsons (“Fabulous Faker Boy”) – Marge hires a beautiful piano instructor to help Bart explore his creative side; Homer loses his last two hairs. (FOX)

Call the Midwife – Cynthia administers insulin to a man who bullies his wife; Jenny cares for a black mother-to-be who is subjected to racism; Fred teaches the midwives to ride a scooter. (PBS)

The Sheards (“The Bittersweet Sound of Success”) – Karen and J.Drew fight over his new image; Karen and the bishop worry for the family legacy. (BET)

Dog and Beth: On the Hunt (“Going to Jackson”) – Dog and Beth work with Agent J and bondsman Leo Urban to reel in a fugitive who’s been in hiding for several months. (CMT)

Cupcake Wars (“Ace of Cupcakes”) – A chance to serve at a high-stakes poker game; guest judge Mimi Rogers. (Food Network)

Wicked Tuna: Hooked Up (“Desperate Measures”) – Gloucester’s reigning champion,Captain Dave Carraro of the FV-Tuna.com, starts the last week of the fishing season with a nearly $20,000 lead. (NatGeo)

XOX Betsey Johnson [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Welcome to Betseyville”) – Betsey collaborates with footwear company Steve Madden in an effort to relaunch her brand; Lulu hopes to break free of her mother’s shadow by designing her own line. (Style)

Long Island Medium: On the Road (“Florida”) – Theresa heads down south to surprise unsuspecting fans with readings; a mother hears from her daughter who died tragically; a woman needs to know if her husband is still with her. (TLC)

8:30 PM ET

Bob’s Burgers (“The Unnatural”) – Gene goes to baseball camp; Tina gets hooked on caffeine. (FOX)

9:00 PM ET

Revenge [SEASON FINALE] (“Truth”) – A catastrophic moment changes everyone’s lives; a heartbreaking death forces Emily to evaluate her quest for revenge.

Game of Thrones (“The Bear and the Maiden Fair”) – Dany exchanges gifts with a slave lord; Sansa worries about her prospects; Shae is irritated with Tyrion’s new situation; Tywin counsels the king; Melisandre reveals a secret; Brienne faces a formidable foe. (HBO)

All-Star Celebrity Apprentice (“May the Spoon Be With You”) – Mr. Trump eliminates two contestants before the challenge; the finalists get help from six of the fired contestants to create new ice cream flavors, then introduce them through promotional videos and launch events. (NBC)

Family Guy (“Farmer Guy”) – The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business. (FOX)

Masterpiece Classic (“Mr. Selfridge: Part 7″) – F.W. Woolworth attempts to discount Harry; Agnes and Henri heat up. (PBS)

Army Wives (“Reckoning”) – The troops get orders to return to Fort Marshall; Maggie bonds with Caroline; Latasha worries about unexpected expenses; Hector gets some sad news; Gloria searches for a new apartment; the soldiers come under attack in Afghanistan. (Lifetime)

Nurse Jackie (“Good Thing”) – Jackie is nervous about her first post-divorce date with Frank and seeks Zoey and Thor’s help. Mike Cruz reappears and interrupts her date. At the hospital, Gloria and Coop catch a mistake Dr. Prentiss made and a rebellious act gets Grace into trouble. (Showtime)

Married to Medicine (“Sip Happens”) – The ladies try to get back on track with a Georgia Wine trip; Dr. Simone talks with Mariah for the first time since the fight; Mariah confronts Toya. (Bravo)

Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown (“Morocco; Tangier”) – Tony explores the burroughs, where artists sought to escape from Western moral prohibitions. (CNN)

Holly Has a Baby – Follow Holly Madison on her journey to becoming a mother. (E!)

Iron Chef America (“Tournament of Champions: Garces vs. Forgione”) – Jose Garces against Marc Forgione; judges include Adam Fleischman, Donatella Arpaia and Simon Majumdar. (Food Network)

Wicked Tuna (“Endgame”) – The FV-Tuna.com remains in the lead but hasn’t caught a fish this week; rival Pin Wheel has two fish on deck and has a third in its sights. (NatGeo)

Oprah’s Lifeclass (“Oprah & Iyanla Vanzant: The Secret Pain of Single Mothers”) – Single mothers contend with the difficulties of raising fatherless sons. (OWN)

Resale Royalty [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Shut Up! How Much?”) – Sue and her daughters plan a major handbag sales event at their store; designer Annie Brahler’s home holds plenty of goodies. (Style)

Long Island Medium [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Missing My Princess”) – Theresa’s daughter Victoria pays the family a short visit from college and shocks them with some major changes; Theresa connects a young boy to his sister who passed away. (TLC)

9:30 PM ET

American Dad [SEASON FINALE] (“Da Flippity Flop”) – When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan’s body; Roger builds a gym in the attic. (FOX)

Long Island Medium (“Theresa in Training”) – Theresa has always struggled with her weight and finally decides to take a few steps to lose a few pounds; in a private reading a woman finds out if her son’s death was intentional. (TLC)

10:00 PM ET

Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (“Reunion Show”) – The season’s castaways reunite. (CBS)

Mad Men (“Man With a Plan”) – SCDP tries to pacify competing clients; an unexpected guest blindsides Pete. (AMC)

Veep (“Helsinki”) – Selina travels to Helsinki to finalize a trade agreement; Dan seeks advice on charming the press; Kent and Ben argue over how to deal with new information. (HBO)

The Client List (“What Part of No”) – Lacey is attacked by a man who is breaking in to Riley’s home; Riley turns to Georgia for help; Selena discovers a secret about Nikki and Derek; Riley helps her client calm his nerves before he goes on a date. (Lifetime)

The Borgias (“The Wolf and the Lamb”) – Cesare’s diplomatic mission is a success; Bianca takes her own life; Alexander and Sforza conspire to repay Gonzaga; Lucrezia travels to Naples; King Ferdinand continues the refusal of recognizing Giovanni. (Showtime)

The Kandi Factory (“Say Yes or Shut It Down”) – Terrence sacrificed his dreams to care for his family; Jennifer Chianesi wants to become a rapper. (Bravo)

Guntucky (“A Little Bit Louder Now”) – Steven, Chad and Payton create a unique home alarm system; Gran-pa Biff takes applicants for his “Old Timers Club” of guns and practical jokes. (CMT)

Married to Jonas (“Fandemonium”) – Kevin and the Jonas Brothers begin a tour in South America; Dani works with Cosmo. (E!)

Restaurant: Impossible (“Drowning In Debt”) – Mom & Dad’s Italian Restaurant in DeFuniak Springs, Fla., is deep in debt but the owner doesn’t want to make changes. (Food Network)

Ultimate Survival Alaska (“Arctic Hell”) – The men pick their route and hope to be first to arrive. (NatGeo)

Breaking Amish: Brave New World (“Nothing to Lose”) – Abe, Rebecca, Jeremiah, Sabrina and Kate have all struggled to adapt to their new lifestyles after leaving the Amish and Mennonite communities; Jeremiah hatches a new plan to get the gang back together to redeem themselves. (TLC)

I’m Married to A… – A submissive-dominant couple live their roles all the time; a “chubby chaser” does not want his girlfriend to lose weight. (VH1)

10:30 PM ET

Family Tree [SERIES PREMIERE] (“The Box”) – Tom is bequeathed an old chest of curios; Tom seeks information about a black-and-white photo found in the chest. (HBO)

What Would Ryan Lochte Do? (“What Would Ryan Lochte Do… If He Got Plastered?”) – Ryan’s favorite bar requests some Lochte memorabilia. (E!)

Guntucky (“Big Shots”) – Steven and Chad run the range for a week, giving Chad the chance to haggle over a replica Soviet rifle. (CMT)

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