What’s On TV Tonight? – 4/3/2013

Credit: BBC America

Credit: BBC America

8:00 PM EST

American Idol (“Top 7 Perform”) – The remaining finalists perform classic rock songs. (FOX)

Survivor: Caramoan — Fans vs. Favorites (“Blindside Time”) – As Bikal and Gota merge, reunited castaways form a plan; the contestants must eat beetle larvae and brains. (CBS)

The Middle (“The Bachelor”) – Disappointed with the finale of “The Bachelor,” Frankie mopes for days; when Sue joins the school’s tennis team, Mike tries to toughen her up by complimenting her opponents during matches; Cassidy and Axl consider the future of their relationship. (ABC)

Arrow (“Unfinished Business”) – After partying and taking a drug, a woman dies violently; the count escapes from the mental institution; Oliver remembers lessons taught to him by Slade and Shado. (The CW)

Dateline NBC – Investigative journalism. (NBC)

Bomb Girls (“The Enemy Within”) – Gladys accompanies Marco and his mother on a journey to an internment camp in a bid to help Marco’s detained father. (REELZ)

8:30 PM EST

Suburgatory (“Decemberfold”) – George’s newfound obsession with his body image alienates Dallas; Lisa figures out why Dalia is being nice to Tessa. (ABC)

9:00 PM EST

NICK’S PICK: Spies of Warsaw – A tale of spying, intrigue and romance; based on the novels of Alan Furst. (BBC America)

Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (“Born Psychopath”) – The SVU detectives investigate after a school nurse notices multiple injuries on a young girl; Detective Amaro tries to bond with his recently discovered son. (NBC)

Criminal Minds (“Restoration”) – When the team goes to Morgan’s old neighborhood to track an UnSub targeting middle-aged men, Morgan suspects they are looking for someone connected to the man who abused him as a child. (CBS)

Supernatural (“Taxi Driver”) – A terrified Kevin calls Sam and Dean after he hears Crowley’s voice in his head; after Dean receives a visit from Naomi, he realizes he needs to ask Benny for a favor. (The CW)

Modern Family (“The Future Dunphys”) – While at the hospital, Claire and Phil see an older version of their family; Manny and Jay visit a private school; Mitch and Cam organize a day for Gloria and Lily. (ABC)

The Rachel Zoe Project (“Maj in Manhattan”) – Rachel reviews the prototypes for her fall shoe line and goes apartment hunting in Manhattan. (Bravo)

Weed Country: The Chronicles (“Smuggler’s Blues”) – Full of show facts, tweets, and bonus scenes; Matt tries to recover from a run-in with the law; authorities close in on a local farm. (Discovery)

Bomb Girls (“Guests of Honour”) – Buzzing with excitement, Lorna hosts a dinner for her visiting son Gene but the party hits some snags when Sheila brings an unexpected guest; news of escaped POWs results in a city-wide blackout. (REELZ)

Hoarding: Buried Alive (“She’s Going to Jail”) – A woman has been sent to jail four times for her hoarding; people purchase a house only to discover it comes with a hoard. (TLC)

Boston’s Finest (“Family Matters”) – An officer works with the SWAT team to capture a suspect; Greg Dankers works days tracking down criminals while his wife works at night; patrol officer Jenn Penton has lunch with her mother and sister. (TNT)

9:30 PM EST

How to Live With Your Parents (For the Rest of Your Life) [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Pilot”) – Polly leaves her husband and takes her daughter with her to move back in with her parents; Polly’s parents baby-sit while she goes on a date. (ABC)

10:00 PM EST

Nashville (“I Saw the Light”) – Rayna brings her kids and sister on tour, but doesn’t like the effect Juliette is having on her girls; Juliette starts to look at Dante differently; Deacon reconsiders life on the road; a handsome new neighbor befriends Gunnar and Scarlett. (ABC)

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (“Sheltered”) – After discovering a body near a forest reserve, the team finds what may be a serial killer and his lair. (CBS)

The Americans (“Safe House”) – Philip and Elizabeth are put to the test when a routine mission goes horribly wrong; Stan and the FBI are pushed to their limit. (FX)

Chicago Fire (“Ambition”) – A paramedic candidate joins Shay and Dawson for a few shifts; Cindy Herrmann experiences pregnancy complications while her husband is out of town; Casey receives an unexpected visit. (NBC)

Southland (“The Felix Paradox”) – A drug dealer’s funeral brings gangsters out into the open; Lydia and Ruben investigate the murder of Sgt. Hill’s son; Ben suspects that Sammy did not destroy the tape; John sinks into loneliness. (TNT)

Psych (“Cirque du Soul”) – While watching his girlfriend’s son, Maximus, Gus entertains him with a trip to the circus. (USA)

Duck Dynasty (“Bass Man Standing”) – The team is invited to a local Bass Pro Shops to unveil a special wing of the store that will carry Duck Commander products; Miss Kay seeks quality time with her grandchildren. (A&E)

The Real World (“Portland: Hot Air Jordan”) – Jordan fights with Jessica after getting into it with Anastasia; Averey and Johnny’s relationship comes to a head; Marlon reveals a secret. (MTV)

It’s a Brad, Brad World (“Moving the Fashion World”) – Moving into a new house and satisfying a client, actress Beth Behrs, has Brad stressed. (Bravo)

Pot Cops [SERIES PREMIERE] (“Cartel Threat”) – With the marijuana harvest season in full swing, a team of “Pot Cops” risks life and limb to bring down huge, illegal grows. (Discovery)

The Soup (“Soup Awards”) – The year’s most memorable moments in pop culture including special guests RuPaul, Rich Sommer, Jim Rash, Seth Green and Kate Flannery. (E!)

Restaurant Stakeout (“Three Strikes And You’re Out!”) – Shiraz Persian Restaurant in Elmsford, N.Y., Willie discovers that there may be more problems than even he can fix. (Food Network)

Best Ink [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Bigger and Badder”) – Twelve of the country’s best tattoo artists compete for the cover and feature spread in Tattoo Magazine and $100,000. (Oxygen)

Stranded [SEASON FINALE] (“Yorktown Memorial Hospital”) – Yorktown Memorial Hospital in Southern Texas. (Syfy)

My Crazy Obsession [SEASON PREMIERE] (“Raggedy Ann & A Rat’s Tale”) – Chantal’s considers her 19 pet rats to be her children; Robyn is obsessed with Raggedy Ann. (TLC)

10:30 PM EST

My Crazy Obsession (“Star Chaser & The Little Merman”) – A man obsessed with mermaids has turned himself into a merman; Vanessa is obsessed with celebrities and spends her day searching for them. (TLC)

Dukes of Melrose (“Not Cheap, Chic”) – Cameron goes to New York City to shop at a vintage mart; Christos hopes to consign pieces for the store from actress Monet Mazur. (Bravo)

11:00 PM EST

True Life (“I’m Questioning My Gender Again”) – Young people who have changed their gender consider changing back. (MTV)

Late Night

Chelsea Lately features a special one-hour episode. Round table guests include Brad Wollack, Chris Franjola, Sarah Colonna, Jen Kirkman, Jeff Wild, Fortune Feimster, Heather McDonald, Ross Mathews, Loni Love, TJ Miller and Interview/Performance with Blake Shelton with an additional surprise celebrity guest interview. (11:00 PM, E!)

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart welcomes Author Sheryl Sandberg. (11:00 PM, Comedy Central)

Conan is joined by Steven Yeun; Darius Rucker. (11:00 PM, TBS)

The Colbert Report has Author A.C. Grayling. (11:30 PM, Comedy Central)

The Tonight Show With Jay Leno welcomes Actress Rosario Dawson; actor Max Greenfield; Gloriana performs. (11:35 PM, NBC)

Late Show With David Letterman features Comic Louis CK; TV host Rachel Maddow; The Flaming Lips perform. (11:35 PM, CBS)

Jimmy Kimmel Live is joined by Actor Russell Brand; TV host Bob Costas; Gary Allan performs. (11:35 PM, ABC)

Late Night With Jimmy Fallon has Comic Sarah Silverman; actor Hugh Dancy; Gordon Lightfoot performs. (12:35 AM, NBC)

Last Call With Carson Daly welcomes Author Lawrence Wright; Room 237; Delta Rae performs. (1:35 AM, NBC)

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