The following is a transcript of an actual email between myself and Rickey:
Nick: Just a heads up. There will be no new installment of What’s On TV Tonight? because I checked and, well, there’s nothing on TV tonight.
Rickey: I KNOW! Although you know, this e-mail on its own deserves to be THE post for What’s On TV Tonight.
Nick (to myself): Challenge accepted! Also, hit up the grocery store later for more Shasta.
So in lieu of TV to plug, I leave you with my best wishes for a safe, Happy Fauxpocalypse!