Jessica Simpson‘s mother Tina filed for divorce last month, but the accompanying story (coming from the National Enquirer and RADAR) is because Joe Simpson is gay. The tabloids report that Joe came out to his family two months ago, and is currently dating a 20-year-old.
Jessica Simpson announced today that she is indeed pregnant with a Halloween costume pun. “It’s True! I’m going to be a mummy!” she said on her Web site.
Dammit. I was hoping she was just fat so we can all continue to ridicule her weight gain. Maybe Christina Aguilera is pregnant too!
Congratulations Jessica! Look at her: