Today, at my direction, the United States launched a targeted operation against that compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan. A small team of Americans carried out the operation with extraordinary courage and capability. No Americans were harmed. They took care to avoid civilian casualties. After a firefight, they killed Osama bin Laden and took custody of his body. (Video here:)
Panic! Swine flu is real! Pres. Barack Obama has signed a declaration proclaiming Swine Flu as a national emergency. Panic!
Go Hillary! FTW in November! Oh wait. This news is soooooo late. (Go Hillary!)