Steven Seagal Might Run For Governor to Close Borders, Not Racist

Steven Seagal Might Run for Governor

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Steven Seagal wouldn’t be opposed to running for governor of Arizona, mostly so he can stop those illegal immigrants. Not that he’s racist or anything.

If you weren’t aware, the martial artist/actor can currently be found acting as one of sheriff Joe Arpaio’s volunteer lawmen in Arizona. Which occasionally leads to puppy deaths because sometimes Steven Seagal runs puppies over while driving tanks.

“Joe Arpaio and me were talking about me running for governor in Arizona, which is kind of a joke, but I suppose I would remotely consider it,” Seagal revealed in a recent interview. “But probably I would have a lot of other responsibilities that may be more important to address.”

At which point he went on a rant about the real problem in America: immigrants. Specifically border jumpers who are “hardened criminals, murderers, rapists, narcotraffickers, people like that” bringing terrorism into the United States.

Yes, he actually uses the word terrorism.

Seagal then went on to explain that he doesn’t see color and merely tries to stop the villain. Who just so happen to be non-white people. “We try to get the bad guy. What that means is, if somebody murders somebody, we go and arrest them. If somebody robs a bank, we go and we arrest them.”

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