Simon Cowell Says He’s Bored by American Idol, Rand Paul Makes Me Facepalm – Gabe’s Weekend Update – 05/22/10

Our daily FApple. (virtual shackles) – Haha.

PORTAL is FREE ….until the 24th. (steam) – I actually meant to post this a week ago, whoops!

We Never Ask You For Things Like This, But Someone We Know Really Needs Help (GIZMODO) – I would register, but that kit costs.

‘Survivor Nicaragua’ Information Dig (Survivor Skills) – Yay! I’m not excited about the Wednesday move, but Survivor.

Ian McKellen – Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

ENVISION : Step into the sensory box

Mystery surrounds creature found in Ont. creek (ctv) – These things always turn out to be fake. Maybe this is the real deal.

Not the answer I was looking for, but I can’t disagree with your logic (Image) – Haha, yes.

Famous Boat Captains Compared (pixlmonster.com) – Lol.

“The Best Motivational Video You Will Ever See!” – For you, Rickey.

The most common lies ever told (9gag)

16 Items They Only Sell At Chinese Walmarts (buzzfeed) – “They Sell Really Weird Stuff There”, lol.

Simulated swimming pool with room inside (Make) – Haha, cool!

Play Pac-Man on Google! (Google) – Insert Coin! Weeeee! Pac-Man is 30!

Nearly 160 Feared Dead In Air India Plane Crash (voanews) – 8 Survivors. Tragic.

After Explaining a Provocative Remark, Paul Makes Another (NYtimes) – Facepalm. “We had a mining accident that was very tragic,” he said. “Then we come in, and it’s always someone’s fault. Maybe sometimes accidents happen.” And again…Literally.

Bono hurts back; U2 tour postponed (freep)

Facebook to simplify privacy settings (LAtimes) – Hmm.

18 Orgies Later, Chinese Swinger Gets Prison Bed (NYtimes) -Three and a half years in prison, “crowd licentiousness.”

Microsoft’s new Hotmail takes aim at Google (CNET) – Lol, good luck.

What to do about Kim? (Edmonton Journal) – Free North Korea!

Heart attack sufferers ‘should be encouraged to have more sex’ (telegraph.co.uk) – Hmm. If you have a heart attack in China, I guess you’re screwed.

Park the Car, It’s Bike to Work Day (U.S.news) – Yay! I’m going to get a bike for myself when I go back on campus this fall.

Simon Cowell Says He’s Bored by American Idol (People) – Hmm. Not surprised. I think nearly everyone is tired of the boring contestants that made the Top 12. Hopefully judges do better next year without him.

Executive Producers of ‘Lost’ Drop Some Clues About Finale (ABC News) – Noooellllee!