Joe Jonas outed as gay after Taylor Swift and Harry Styles break up

by Rickey
January 11, 2013 at 12:03 pm

So it looks like Joe Jonas may be gay. His photographer inadvertently outed him in a rant on Tumblr about Taylor Swift breaking up with Harry Styles.

Rob Hoffman wrote:

HoW many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone?

The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on wHich one is going tO date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later.

The only boy band members that Taylor has dated are: Harry Styles and Joe Jonas. Harry hasn’t come out, so…

Also, the reason for HaRry Styles dumping Taylor Swift is bEcause she didn’t want to have sex with him — and just wanted to talk about antiques, according to RADAR.

So Taylor is a prude — and now she has an image crisis with everyone thinking she’s a whore for having very public relationships that last only a couple of months. The irony.

Lessons of the day:

Joe Jonas is gay
Taylor Swift is a whore
Harry Styles loves sex

Accurate, yes?

Via VH1

Joe Jonas outed as gay after Taylor Swift and Harry Styles break up Joe Jonas outed as gay after Taylor Swift and Harry Styles break up

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JaceyMancino

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Who cares?!

Smarter_Than_You

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Lol. Whoever posted this crap?

Must be a 1D fan. Everyone was fine with Taylor until she dated Harry. Now she's a whore. And simultaneously a prude..

Interesting.

amor825

@Smarter_Than_You I was about to say Whoever wrote this crap, and you beat me to it. Rickey is losing his touch. I used to think he did not jump to conclusions. But here, not only does he do so, he is also at the same time tentative. A case of bad writing. Or is it still Rickey writing?

Rhyle

this will always remain rumor, speculations and all probablies and judgements and according to's!..

jessdo21

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How could you say Taylor is a whore when you just stated that she wouldn't have sex with Harr? I thought you said she was a prude? Get your facts together. I think Taylor needs to step away from dating for awhile. As for Joe he is the cutest Jonas brother. He is also in the church so if he is gay he will probably stay in the closet for a long time.

HafsannaQuenna

@jessdo21 rite :-)

Rickey moderator

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@jessdo21 Obviously you didn't read completely. I said it was ironic. And yes, she's still a whore.

Mikhail XO moderator

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@Rickey @jessdo21

Lol...

Can't they Understand she's Not as virTuous as she claims?

Mikhail XO moderator

@JaceyMancino @Mikhail XO @Rickey @jessdo21 I suppose that's a jab at my orientation. Go for it! You can dress me down for my jocular comment toward a celebrity, which let's face it, she'll never read--- as being representative of my attitude toward all women. And yet, it's okay to distill your argument to the fact that I'm simply a stereotypically gay-male misogynist who's jealous of all females who have sex with men. How hackneyed and...formulaic, and so very predictably bigoted of you. :) Especially the mildly sinister undertones. :D

Mikhail XO moderator

@JaceyMancino @Mikhail XO @Rickey @jessdo21 I denied nothing...lol. I never came out and said she was a (insert the word here that so offends your sensibilities). So hush up.

Yes, you've figured me out. I'm a (ahem) closeted Taylor Swift admirer. Whilst I know I'll never have her, I dream of undressing her and having my way...like so many others before me.

JaceyMancino

@Mikhail XO @JaceyMancino @Rickey @jessdo21 ...or maybe it's not the girl you're desirous of???

JaceyMancino

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@Mikhail XO @JaceyMancino @Rickey @jessdo21 Au contraire. You've been quite "explicit" in this thread. Don't get it twisted. I don't care enough to be offended (see initial comment). My commentary to you was strictly regarding your vulgarity and defense of it while simultaneously denying it. From the looks of things, your salacious rhetoric is thinly masking resentment of the fact that the girl is way out of your league. You wanna tap that, but know it ain't neva gonna happen. Just say'n.

Mikhail XO moderator

@JaceyMancino @Mikhail XO @Rickey @jessdo21

Here you go, Jacey. Hope this articulates my view more explicitly. I cannot say it better than Stephen Fry:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a2683da5b90b868287e0ae40fe45fce/tumblr_mhsinccEyz1r6jkjyo1_1280.jpg

JaceyMancino

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@Mikhail XO @JaceyMancino @Rickey @jessdo21 First off, you're referring to Americans on a website with a likely disproportionate number of American readers. And secondly, you highlighted the letters. Then you post a defense of something to claim to have never said. Political correctness has nothing to do with it. It's a nasty, denigrating word that most people have enough restraint not to use.

"Can't they Understand she's Not as virTuous as she claims?" <----- Your 'contribution

Mikhail XO moderator

@JaceyMancino @Mikhail XO @Rickey @jessdo21 Well, In Australia a c*** is a friend. In GB, UK ...men call each other c****, and rarely apply the term to women as such in the manner to which you refer. It's only a word, so lighten up. Puritanical American political correctness. Besides, I never called anyone a "cunt" in this thread. ;)

JaceyMancino

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@Mikhail XO @Rickey @jessdo21 You're a moderator? At a minimum, Dude, you have a mother, and two grandmothers. I'm sure you would be outraged at the use of the "C" word in reference to them. Extend that respect to all women. It's totally vulgar, and should be offensive to every female and the men that love them. Seriously. Nix that. Deuces!

BeaugardStevens

As far as I know, Joe never came out of the closet. He is a bit strange, but I don't think he is gay.

aquayers

We already knew that Harry loves sex since Zayn said Harry can't wait for that booty call (that audio scandal months ago).

Mikhail XO moderator

@aquayers I suddenly feel oddly...aroused after reading this, aquayers.

aquayers

haha when that girls told Zayn to wait for 20 minutes or so,Zayn said Harry couldn't wait that long. LMAO. Who knew that those 2 boys have been intimate with their fans in some occasions.