Joe Jonas outed as gay after Taylor Swift and Harry Styles break up
Rob Hoffman wrote:
HoW many break-ups is it going to take for you girls to realize that Taylor Swift isn’t a good role model unless your dream in life is to die alone?
The only redeeming quality of any boy band these days is betting on wHich one is going tO date Taylor Swift, and as a result, come out of the closet 2 months later.
The only boy band members that Taylor has dated are: Harry Styles and Joe Jonas. Harry hasn’t come out, so…
Also, the reason for HaRry Styles dumping Taylor Swift is bEcause she didn’t want to have sex with him — and just wanted to talk about antiques, according to RADAR.
So Taylor is a prude — and now she has an image crisis with everyone thinking she’s a whore for having very public relationships that last only a couple of months. The irony.
Lessons of the day:
Joe Jonas is gay
Taylor Swift is a whore
Harry Styles loves sex
Accurate, yes? 🙂