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Colorado Court: 15 Year-old Girls Can Marry

Colorado recognizes common-law marriages (CNN)

I am absolutely stunned by this ruling. This country is full of ironies. Oh yeah, I’m a 15 year old girl and I can marry my 40 year old boyfriend if I want to, heck I can even marry my 14 year old boyfriend. But if I was a 30 year old lesbian marrying my 26 year old girlfriend, I would destroy marriage as we know it. This just sucks. So those teenagers in Colorado can get married, have sex and have children legally under common law — but they are not allowed by the United States to drink Coors Light. Jesus, take the wheel!

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