The Backstreet Boys + NSYNC Will Star in a Futuristic Zombie Western Written by Nick Carter
Asylum, the studio that brought us classics like Sharknado and 2-Headed Shark Attack has what you need to fill that gaping hole in your life: a futuristic zombie western horror movie written by Nick Carter and starring members of the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC.
No, this is not a drug-feuled fever dream, this is real life.
In addition to writing the film (tentatively titled Dead 7), Carter will also co-star.
As he explained, “My character is still being worked out right now, but I’m a good guy that’s going to help save the day.” Sounds complex.
The film will also star Backstreet Boys Howie Dorough and A.J. McLean (the villain) as well as NSYNC-er Joey Fatone (an alcoholic).
Added Carter of the cast, “There’s a wish list of people that I want. I want it to be musically based. I might reach out to Jordan [Knight] from the New Kids on the Block.”
Unsurprisingly, Justin Timberlake was unavailable. We assume. Because why else turn down an obviously straight-to-video cinematic masterpiece?