Rock the Cradle — Landon Brown and Chloe Lattanzi

Saturday, April 12, 2008, 12:31 AM | Reality TV
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Rock the Cradle

Rock the Cradle is really bad. The desperation is just leaping at you from your TV. How sad. A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away, MTV used to be relevant.

However, we like Landon Brown and we support whatever career he wants pursue — hopefully porn! LOL — He’s well on his way there since his strategy in this singing competition is: sex. Go Landon.

Chloe Lattanzi meanwhile, I don’t like, but is a certified trainwreck. Can you believe that she’s the daughter of Olivia Newton-John? I can’t either. This is what happens when all your life you are surrounded by people who don’t have the guts to tell you that you don’t have talent like your world-famous mother.

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9 Comments for Rock the Cradle — Landon Brown and Chloe Lattanzi

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I agree with you on both counts, Rickey.

I like Landon Brown too, probably not as much as you do, though. LOL

And I’m not crazy about Chloe Lattanzi.

I don’t like her voice or her look. Am I the only one who thinks she may have had some work done?

This show, sadly, is not as good as I hoped it would be. But I do watch it. My favorite contestants are Landon Brown, Lucy Walsh, Lara Johnston and Crosby Loggins.

TainaAzteca on April 12, 2008 at 11:14 am
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I don’t know who Landon Brown is, but Rickey… if he did porn, I’D TOTALLY BUY IT!

DJJayito on April 12, 2008 at 11:21 am
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WTH is this stupid show?
I just watched bits and pieces of the clip and MAN, is that girl god-aweful!
And I agree Taina, she definitely looks like she’s had work done.

Pallaton on April 12, 2008 at 11:35 am
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HAHA……I gave this show a chance. But after the first episode, I was like….”WTF!?”, it was a MESS! I will continue giving it a chance, but I don’t have high hopes for it. MTV, little by little, are becoming less relevant, but I guess we shall see how this show goes. I actually didn’t think Chloe was that bad. lol

shadow25 on April 12, 2008 at 8:47 pm
5

Can we replace this thread for this useless show with one for Cody on Bravo’s Step it Up? Now that’s someone who deserves a thread on here. A new reality star is born.

socal09 on April 12, 2008 at 10:01 pm
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TALK ABOUT A BAD SHOW… Step It Up And Dance.

Not only CAN’T most of these people dance, but then they send home perhaps the best dancer of the bunch because he was too feminine.

DJJayito on April 12, 2008 at 10:05 pm
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Wow, I really don’t understand stuffing collagen into your lips.

Andrew on April 12, 2008 at 11:04 pm
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6 – They didn’t send home James because he was too feminine. He was sent packing because they didn’t feel he created a strong character for that week’s challenge. Agreed, there’s a lot of bad dancers on this show.

socal09 on April 13, 2008 at 12:04 am
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The judges gave America a “technical reason” for James versus Miguel leaving, but I felt they were equally weak. AND! The guest judge said, “James is too feminine for this style of dance… Miguel is gay, also, but he was more butch than James.” These weren’t exact words, but that was EXACTLY what the guest judge was getting at. I know James did poorly, but the week before he nearly won. It’s tough, but I just think the show lost some credibility. You have VERY LITTLE TALENT on a dancing show and you send home one of the MOST TALENTED.

DJJayito on April 13, 2008 at 9:42 am