Happy Birthday Jordin Sparks

Saturday, December 22, 2007, 12:05 PM | Jordin Sparks

Jordin Sparks

American Idol winner and former 17-year-old Jordin Sparks is… 18!

Nooooooo! Jordin sparks is SEVENTEEN. 17! Jordin Sparks is seven-teeeeeeeen! Waaaaaa!

Why Jordin? Why are you doing this? You’re supposed to be 17. Jordin Sparks is 17, dammit. One year’s worth of PR blitz totally ruined because of you. LOL — That was your signature number Jordin. Didn’t you think of that before you decided to turn 18? You should have consulted me. It would have been better if you were Jordin Sparks is 17 forever.

Jordin Sparks is 18, yeah right. But Jordin Sparks is 17 — that made you win American Idol.

I will miss Jordin Sparks is 17. Sad sad day. Oh yeah, happy birthday. (Love “No Air” by the way).

4 Comments for Happy Birthday Jordin Sparks

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO A BEAUTIFUL GIRL!!! SHE IS NOW A WOMAN!!!!! GO JORDIN!

sprout on December 22, 2007 at 12:08 pm
2

Well, Happy 18th Birthday lovely Jordin Sparks!

You’re 1 of those birthday/Christmas babies, I see.

aprylette on December 22, 2007 at 4:20 pm
3

happy b-day beautiful! you’re great…especially your music!

j_man on December 24, 2007 at 12:53 am
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Awww, Rickey. It’s okay. Teenagers just have a way of . . . growing up, don’t they? of all the nerve. Happy Birthday, gorgeous, beautiful Jordin.

GirlyGirl45 on December 26, 2007 at 9:19 am