You Either Get It Or You Don’t

Friday, November 20, 2009, 08:11 AM | Constantine Maroulis
Tags: Duracell

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I’ve been hearing this a lot recently. Random fans going from website to website telling people off that they just don’t get it.

Yeah we get it. You like sexually-active former American Idol alternative glam rockers with musical theater Broadway experience who like wearing guyliner and black nail polish.

It’s definitely not that deep BB. And this one’s available.

More pictures of your American Idol Rock God:

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11 Comments for You Either Get It Or You Don’t

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HUH? I DONT GET IT?!?!

YAWNNN on November 20, 2009 at 8:14 am
2

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who’s the douchiest of them all?

PA on November 20, 2009 at 8:27 am
3

yes, i get it!

thanks for the pictures of Con, Rickey.

jez on November 20, 2009 at 9:04 am
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BWAHAHAHA! At least it looks like he bathed sometime within the last week…

kassandra on November 20, 2009 at 9:49 am
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http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/miley_r … mmIrEYqsqL

jez on November 20, 2009 at 10:09 am
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this is good one.

Tsai on November 20, 2009 at 11:38 am
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You forgot the part about being an ongoing Tony-nominated Broadway success.

daphne on November 20, 2009 at 4:46 pm
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…but it’s understandable, with the inundation of rave reviews from highly-respected sources on Adam’s album. Can’t decide which ones to print? Must be overwhelming

daphne on November 20, 2009 at 4:48 pm
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What does Adam have to do with this?

Everytime I see a picture of Constantine I think of Austin Powers on that round bed on all fours: “Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? ”

Constantine missed his rightful decade.

∞Luminosity∞ on November 20, 2009 at 7:55 pm
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UGH… I just want to smack the ever living crap out of him whenever I see a photo of him. STOP DOING THE DAMN DUCK LIPS. It’s NOT sexy!

Shollia on November 21, 2009 at 12:05 am
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Yuck, he is so unattractive! But he knows if he cuts that hair it will draw more attn to his FUG face!!

mandabutter on November 22, 2009 at 3:27 am