Anderson Cooper as Adam Lambert

Saturday, October 31, 2009, 02:58 AM | Anderson Cooper
Tags: Adam Lambert, Anderson Cooper

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Fancast has some suggestions to help CNN boost its ratings. (CNN is now the lowest rated news network, even lower than Headline News).

Excerpt:

Anderson, You Look Mahvelous

“Let’s talk about Anderson Cooper’s hair, shall we? Yes, the Silver Fox has gotten a lot of mileage out of his sleek gray ‘do. But when times are tough, you’ve got to adapt. He could switch to a platinum blonde dye job, or maybe grow it out into an Adam Lambert-like cut. Viewers could even vote on what look they want Cooper to rock next. We’ll tell you this much: If “Carrot Top-style red afro” ever comes up as an option, we’re voting early and often.”

11 Comments for Anderson Cooper as Adam Lambert

1

Uh, sorry Anderson but you have to work the eyes to make them stand out more like Adams.

Selena on October 31, 2009 at 3:43 am
2

cnn FAIL along with msnbc

hur'chagood on October 31, 2009 at 4:47 am
3

Ummmm…..don’t give up your day job.

Lucy on October 31, 2009 at 5:53 am
4

For me, CNN is the best and most credible news show. Anderson Cooper you rock!

marjorie2009 on October 31, 2009 at 6:47 am
5

Rickey, you’re hurting my heart.

Kathleen on October 31, 2009 at 9:04 am
6

This is freakin hilarious! But I guess you have to be an Anderson Cooper fan to understand he is being deliberately campy.

Mia on October 31, 2009 at 11:15 am
7

lol, Mia

Melissa on October 31, 2009 at 1:28 pm
8

The Untold Story of Adam’s REAL Father, tonight on Lifetime.

lotus on October 31, 2009 at 2:35 pm
9

Nooo, the Silver Fox is fantastic the way he is <3

Deanna ! on October 31, 2009 at 7:41 pm
10

GREAT HAIR. YOU JUST NEED SOME GUYLINER AND YOU GOT IT.

DANA on October 31, 2009 at 9:49 pm
11

I love Anderson Cooper and Erica Hill – they’re so funny together. Yay CNN. Boo Fox. Happy Halloween!

Anderadam on October 31, 2009 at 11:09 pm