America’s Next Top Model – Petite Ninja Warriors – Recap

Wednesday, October 14, 2009, 11:42 PM | America's Next Top Model
Tags: America's Next Top Model, Petite Ninja Warriors, Recap

(Here’s an America’s Next Top Model recap from TopIdol – “Go Smize Yourself to Hell” – LOL!)

I don’t care what Tyra tries to tell us. Sundai Forehead is no model. For the first time this season, The Other Bleached Blond shows a wee bit of personality… imitating Kentucky Laura. Tyra is trying to be all clever this season, throwing us off with out-of-sync episode… or rather, maybe doubling up on the standard cycle standout fare, i.e., THE GO-SEE EPISODE.

DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

The girls show up to Wilhelmina Models and some agent dude names Sean Patterson / Bryan Batt wannabe informs them they will be going on GO-SEES! But they’re in L.A. Boring. I like watching them get lost in foreign cities. Petite model Lauren Shiohama gives them words of wisdom which sound more rehearsed than an ANTM Cover Girl commercial.

Continued in TopIdol